What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:11

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Next, they tried...
Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?
Unacceptable again!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No go.
Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?
They put up a sign reading
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good
Hysterias & Posteriors
Nuts and Butts
So they tried
Then came..
Catatonics & High Colonics
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Former MLB Star Suffers Serious Injury in Savannah Bananas Game - Sports Illustrated
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik
Everyone loved it.
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN
Loons and Moons
So, the docs changed it to read
share office space ...
What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks