What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 06:11

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Next, they tried...

Why does a college girl cover her face with a scarf in Bangalore?

Unacceptable again!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Isn't it unfortunate for the Democrats that we Republicans are the masters of the universe who control everything while the Democrats control nothing?

No go.

Just Forget it!

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why aren't there any Indian girls married to Chinese guys but Chinese girls married to Indian guys?

They put up a sign reading

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What were some things that the ancient Greeks excelled at compared to the Romans?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Still no good

Hysterias & Posteriors

David Jolly, a Trump critic and former GOP congressman, to run for Florida governor as a Democrat - AP News

Nuts and Butts

So they tried

Then came..

Orlando Bloom Reportedly Said What Everyone Else Was Thinking About Katy Perry’s Blue Origin Flight - Yahoo

Catatonics & High Colonics

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Former MLB Star Suffers Serious Injury in Savannah Bananas Game - Sports Illustrated

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Vantablack Paint Might Have A Legitimate Use Case In Space - Jalopnik

Everyone loved it.

Thumbs down again.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Exploding battery fears spark recall of 1.1 million portable chargers - San Francisco Chronicle

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Chips Ahoy and Oreo maker Mondelez sues grocery chain Aldi over similar packaging - CNN

Loons and Moons

So, the docs changed it to read

share office space ...

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

New $800 Blood Test Measuring Proteins to Reshape Longevity and Personalized Medicine - Business Insider